Picture this: Amazon’s AWS just pulled the plug on half the internet faster than you can say “server not found,” leaving gamers weeping over frozen Fortnite screens and NFT bros staring at blank Bored Apes. Now, in a plot twist that screams corporate karma, Bezos’ empire is axing 30,000 white-collar souls—starting with the very cloud wizards who caused the digital apocalypse. It’s like the servers crashed, and HR decided to crash careers next. One laid-off employee joked yesterday about wanting a break from work-life imbalance; today, they’re taking it all back while updating their LinkedIn with “Open to existential crises.” As stock prices tick up 1.25% on the blood of severance packages, remember folks: in Amazon’s world, over-hiring during a pandemic is fixed by over-firing during AI hype. Who knew the real cloud burst would rain pink slips?
After Bringing Down Internet, Amazon Announces Biggest Mass Firing in Its History
