Meet Takuya Higashimoto, Nagoya’s undisputed Michelin-star hustler who turned unemployment into a two-year all-you-can-eat buffet. Armed with 124 fake accounts, prepaid cards, and the ironclad excuse “the ice cream never arrived,” he scammed Demae-can out of 1,000 deliveries and $24,000. Detectives finally nabbed him when the app’s AI flagged “suspiciously high bento refunds.” Moral of the story: if you’re going to commit fraud, at least tip the delivery guy in karma.

Unemployed Man Exploits Food Delivery Platform to Eat 1,000 Free Meals Over Two Years