Elon Musk, the man who named a spaceship “Starship” and a flamethrower “Not a Flamethrower,” has escalated his NASA beef by recycling a 2012 Ugandan meme to call interim chief Sean Duffy “gay.” Duffy’s crime? Suggesting Blue Origin might actually beat SpaceX to the Moon. Musk’s response: toddler tantrum meets homophobic GIF. Meanwhile, NASA’s budget faces an “extinction-level event,” and Jared Isaacman is speed-dialing MAGA donors from a war room. Space race? More like space kindergarten.