Picture this: a cow with a brain chip, moo-ving into the future of dairy farming! Russian startup Neiry is zapping bovine brains with neuro-implants to crank up milk production. These high-tech heifers are getting a jolt to their appetite and stress levels, and the results are udderly shocking. Forget old-school milking stools; it’s all about electrodes and mobile operating rooms now. Is this the dawn of the cyber-cow, or just a lot of bull?

Russian Startup Tests Cow Neuro-Implants to Boost Milk Production