Buckle up for a story that’s equal parts slapstick and surreal: a guy in China zooms on his electric scooter, smashes into a temporary traffic light, and ends up with his noggin jammed inside the signal like a human bulb. For nearly an hour, he’s trapped in this metallic mishap, drawing crowds and firefighters who hack away at the casing to free him without turning him into a real red light special. It’s the kind of accident that makes you wonder if he was texting “green means go” when fate decided to play a prank. Recovered fully but roasted eternally online, this viral blunder proves that sometimes, life’s stop signs come with a side of embarrassment.
