Buckle up, job hunters—AI’s not just stealing your Netflix recommendations; it’s eyeing your desk chair with a robotic grin, whispering “You’re obsolete” while bosses “reimagine” workforces into skeleton crews. Tech summits buzz with talk of ditching middle managers, merging departments, and choosing GPUs over humans, as over 10,000 jobs vanish this year alone. Entry-level gigs? Poof—gone in five years, per experts, spiking unemployment while AI hypes customer service extinction. But hey, it’s shortsighted: AI’s not even profitable yet, and skimping on young hires means no future know-how. Who knew Skynet’s real plan was resume rejection?