Imagine logging into Facebook only to get booted for impersonating… yourself? That’s the absurd reality for Mark S. Zuckerberg, a humble Indiana bankruptcy lawyer who’s been battling his billionaire namesake’s social empire for years. This isn’t some meta-joke from the Matrix; it’s a real lawsuit where one Zuck accuses the other Zuck’s company of repeatedly suspending his accounts, mistaking him for a celebrity faker. After shelling out $11,000 on ads just to watch his page vanish into digital purgatory, he’s had enough. “It’s not funny,” he fumes, especially when Meta’s AI overlords demand proof he’s not parodying the guy who was in diapers when he started lawyering. From “Facebook jail” stints to lost clients, this doppelganger drama is peak 21st-century absurdity, proving that in the world of social media, two Zuckerbergs are one too many.

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