Meet Richard Poncher, the guy who took “eternal devotion” to a creepy new level. This fella snagged the crypt above Marilyn Monroe’s, with explicit instructions to be buried face down, ensuring he’d be “on top” forever. Even in the afterlife, some dudes just can’t help themselves. Marilyn’s probably rolling her eyes in eternity, while Poncher’s still trying to make headlines from the grave.

Man who bought grave above Marilyn Monroe’s buried face down so he could be ‘on top’ of her for eternity