Ever wonder what to do with that guinea pig you impulse-bought during the pandemic? Well, Denmark’s Aalborg Zoo has a wild idea: donate your furry friend to their carnivores’ buffet! No, it’s not a new reality show called “Pet to Plate,” but the zoo’s bold move to keep their predators well-fed with your unwanted pets. Don’t worry, they promise a gentle exit for Fluffy before she becomes a lion’s lunch. Social media’s in a tizzy, but is this eco-friendly recycling or a plot twist from a horror flick?