Buckle up, or maybe don’t, because UK-based Bo just dropped The Turbo, an e-scooter that screams to 100 mph faster than your mom chasing a sale. Crafted by ex-F1 engineers, this metal beast is less “last-mile commute” and more “last ride to the ER.” With a $29,500 price tag, it’s the kind of purchase that says, “I have too much money and not enough sense.” Cities already hate scooters—imagine this monster tearing through bike lanes!

This Bonkers 100 MPH E-Scooter Is a Ludicrous Safety Hazard