Ever wonder what it’s like to work for Diddy? According to his former assistant Brendan Paul, it’s less “making the band” and more “making a mad dash” with Seal Team 6 vibes! Paul spilled the tea in court, dishing on wild king nights, drug runs, and cocaine-fueled all-nighters just to keep the rapper happy. It’s a tale so bananas it makes a rockstar’s rider list look like a grocery run. Ready for a peek into Diddy’s wild world? Let’s roll!

Diddy’s alleged ‘drug mule’ testifies employees moved like ‘Seal Team 6’, used cocaine to stay awake