Forget crystal balls—pizza orders are the Pentagon’s secret war detector! When Domino’s near Arlington gets slammed, you know global chaos is brewing. The “Pentagon Pizza Index” has been outing military moves since the ‘80s, with late-night pie runs signaling everything from coups to invasions. So, next time you see a pizza delivery guy sprinting, brace for world news—and maybe order a slice.
You Can Tell When War Is Breaking Out Because the Pentagon’s Pizza Orders Spike Drastically
