Ever wondered what your poop is trying to tell you? Well, Throne, an Austin-based startup, is here to eavesdrop on your toilet’s deepest secrets with an AI-powered camera that analyzes your “ones and twos.” Backed by Lance Armstrong (yes, that Lance), this $399 gadget promises to turn your bathroom into a data-driven health hub, tracking your “Urinary Flow Score” and “Digestive Pattern” with unsettling precision. Because nothing says “wellness” like Bluetooth-connected turd analytics!