Johan Helberg was enjoying his peaceful retirement in Norway’s Trondheim Fjord until a 9,990-ton cargo ship decided his backyard garden needed a nautical makeover. The NCL Salten, piloted by a snoozing helmsman, plowed into his lawn, missing his house by mere meters. Now stuck in the mud, this Baltic feeder ship has turned Johan’s quiet life into a maritime sitcom, complete with landslides and a crew of unfazed sailors. Talk about a rude awakening!