Well, folks, it finally happened—CERN’s brainiacs at the Large Hadron Collider were just minding their own business, smashing particles like cosmic pinatas, when poof! They turned lead into gold! Forget medieval alchemists brewing potions in dank basements; these modern wizards accidentally stumbled into Midas’ dream while playing with atoms at light speed. Sure, the gold vanishes faster than your phone battery, but who cares? It’s the ultimate scientific flex! Now, if only they could accidentally make my bank account look like Fort Knox.
