Bad news, cosmos fans—the universe just got a pink slip, and it’s checking out way sooner than planned! Scientists at Radboud University say Hawking radiation is speeding up the universe’s exit, with black holes, neutron stars, and even white dwarfs evaporating faster than expected. We’re talking 10^78 years instead of 10^1100—still a while, but a cosmic bummer. Even the Moon and humans aren’t safe from this quantum fade-out. Grab a telescope and enjoy the universe while it lasts!

Scientists Just Moved Up the Death Date of the Universe