Hold onto your flux capacitors, folks! The White House just dropped a bombshell, claiming they’ve got tech to bend time and space like a cosmic pretzel. Director Michael Kratsios is out here hyping a “Golden Age” of innovation, but it sounds like he’s been binge-watching too much Doctor Who. Meanwhile, Trump’s slashing science budgets faster than you can say “quantum physics,” so maybe this is just a ploy to distract us from the coal plants puffing away. Is this a sci-fi breakthrough or just hot air from D.C.?
White House Announces It Can Now “Manipulate Time and Space”
