Elon Musk’s SpaceX is pitching a cosmic Netflix subscription, but instead of binge-watching rom-coms, it’s missiles on demand! Teaming up with Palantir and Anduril, they’re vying to build Trump’s “Golden Dome” with attack satellites that sound like they’re straight out of a Star Wars sequel nobody asked for. The Pentagon’s all in, but with Musk’s track record of Cybertrucks and exploding rockets, will this be a galactic triumph or a billion-dollar oopsie?

Pentagon Looking at SpaceX to Build Weaponized Attack Satellites