In a twist no one saw coming—unless you’ve lived in Silicon Valley long enough to expect the bizarre—crosswalk buttons are now roasting tech billionaires. Forget waiting to cross the street in silence. Hit the button, and boom—Elon Musk starts begging for friendship and offering Cybertrucks like candy from a van. Meanwhile, a robotic Mark Zuckerberg voice explains how there’s “nothing you can do” to stop AI from brain-scrambling society. It’s part performance art, part public safety feature, and 100% the weirdest thing you’ll see today that doesn’t involve Twitter.
Hilarious resistance: Silicon Valley crosswalks hacked to imitate and mock Musk and Zuckerberg
