Just when you thought the political battlefield couldn’t get any weirder, Donald Trump has picked a new enemy: weak water pressure. That’s right, while the nation debates the economy and global conflict, the President has rolled up his sleeves to ensure every American shower packs enough punch to saturate his legendary coif. His executive order promises freedom from the tyranny of “drip, drip, drip” — because nothing says national priority like presidential hair volume.
Trump signs executive order to ‘protect his beautiful hair’ as he declares ‘war on showers’
