Trump Says Boeing Will Build a New Fighter Jet to Celebrate His Presidency: the “F-47”

If you thought Boeing had enough on its plate with planes falling apart mid-air, think again! Donald Trump just announced that the company will build a brand-new fighter jet, and he’s already picked out the name: the “F-47″—which he insists was chosen by “the generals.” Sure, and next he’ll tell us Boeing’s engineers all unanimously voted for it too. With claims that it’s “virtually unseeable,” we have to wonder—did they just forget to build it, or are we finally admitting to using alien tech?

Trump Says Boeing Will Build a New Fighter Jet to Celebrate His Presidency: the “F-47”