Meet Jonah Falcon, the man whose trouser titan has turned his life into a real “big deal”—and not in the way he’d hoped! With a manhood clocking in at a whopping 13.5 inches when it’s ready for action, Jonah’s package has made him a minor celebrity, a podcast host, and even a guest on This Morning. But while most guys might think having the world’s largest willy would open doors (or at least pants), Jonah’s here to tell you it’s slammed the door on his true dream: acting in serious TV shows and films. Turns out, when directors Google him, they don’t see Oscar-worthy talent—they see a one-man adult film audition. Who knew that being hung like a horse could leave you stuck in the stable instead of on the silver screen?
Man with ‘world’s largest penis’ has claimed it’s stopped him from pursuing his dream job