Imagine a world where your summer job flipping burgers qualifies you to run a federal agency. Well, Elon Musk is making that dream a reality! In a move that screams “nepotism meets dystopia,” Musk has apparently decided that the best way to streamline the US government is by hiring a 21-year-old Palantir intern and a recent high school grad who once fixed bikes and counseled campers. Yes, you read that right. These fresh-faced prodigies are now tasked with dismantling the federal workforce, proving that Musk’s leadership philosophy is basically, “Why hire experts when you can hire someone who still gets carded at bars?
Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government
