Matt Gaetz ethics report says his drug use and sex with a minor violated state laws

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round for the latest episode of “Florida Man: The Congressional Edition”! This week, our star, former Rep. Matt Gaetz, has found himself in quite the pickle, and it’s not just the kind you find at a barbecue. In a shocking twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has released a report that reads more like a plotline from a late-night infomercial than a government document. It turns out that in addition to his usual antics, Gaetz may have been dabbling in a little extracurricular activity that would make even the most scandalous soap opera plot twist seem tame! From paying for the company of ladies—including one who’d just graduated high school—to allegedly treating his office like a rave, Gaetz has truly redefined the term “public service.” So, grab your popcorn, folks! This is one political drama you won’t want to miss!