The Romans had a knack for blending genius with brutality, and nowhere is that more evident than in the “Poena Cullei.” Imagine being stitched into a sack with a monkey, chicken, snake, and sometimes even a dog—all while awaiting a watery grave. This gruesome punishment wasn’t just about justice; it was a twisted spectacle designed to leave no room for mercy or second chances. If the animals didn’t get you, the river surely would.