Forget the Colonel’s secret recipe—one Illinois school worker had her own finger-lickin’ scheme! Vera Liddell stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings, making her the mastermind behind the cluckiest heist of the pandemic. With 11,000 cases of wings, this heist wasn’t just a flash in the pan—it was a full-blown chicken run! And no, the students never even got a nibble. Buckle up, this tale of poultry pilfering is one for the ages!