A Texas man legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else to apply for a particularly difficult-to-get job: President of the United States. The 35-year-old military veteran and middle school math teacher, formerly known as Dustin Ebey, said he is running for president to protest the current major-party candidates—President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump—and show his distaste for a system that “often prioritizes partisan battles over real solutions.” Else is running a write-in campaign in Texas and is expected to appear by name on the Tennessee ballot. He announced Neal David Sutz, a New York man currently living in Switzerland, as his running mate.
