In a twist so ironic that even the Grim Reaper had to chuckle, a man suffered a heart attack while dining at the aptly named Heart Attack Grill. Yes, you read that right. It’s like stepping into a bear trap and then being shocked that it snaps shut. With a sign outside warning diners, “Go away. If you come to this place, it’s going to kill you,” it’s safe to say the restaurant owners are more “told you so” than “surprised.”

It Was Bound to Happen: Man Suffers Cardiac Arrest at Heart Attack Grill