Ever feel like technology is getting a little too personal? Well, buckle up, because the latest medical marvel from China might just leave you speechless. Introducing the automatic sperm extractor—yes, you read that right! In a world where smartphones talk to us and fridges can order groceries, it seems only fitting that there’s now a machine to… um, lend a helping hand in the fertility department. So, sit back and enjoy this bizarre tale of high-tech meets highly personal!