Move over, riverbed rocks – a young lad in Vienna just turned the Danube into the jackpot river! In a tale more thrilling than a spy novel, our hero, a seemingly ordinary boy, fished out a cool €100,000 in €100 and €500 bills from the icy waters. The plot thickens as police, initially thinking it was a soggy prank, now face the challenge of drying out the cash, sparking puns on ‘money laundering’ that even the River Danube couldn’t resist. Stay tuned as we navigate through this splashy caper of cash, courage, and a drying machine with a newfound purpose!