Man who had PENIS hacked off by woman with pruning shears claims it was ‘sex game gone wrong’

In a jaw-dropping tale that’s bound to leave you in stitches (or perhaps, shear disbelief), a rock musician named Sergio F is claiming that his night took a peculiar twist when pruning shears entered the picture. Yes, you read that right.

Sergio insists he was both blindfolded and aroused when the pruning shears made their shocking debut, all in the name of a supposed “sex game gone wrong.” But hold onto your hats, because here’s where it gets wilder.

Brenda Barattini, the alleged shears-wielder, argues she was merely defending herself from an unexpected, shall we say, advance by Sergio. Lawyers are dueling over whether there’s justification or if it was simply a “peaceful encounter.”

As the courtroom drama unfolds, one thing’s certain: this story cuts right to the chase and is, without a doubt, a bizarre entry in the annals of “sex games gone wrong.” Stay tuned for more of this shears madness!

Man who had PENIS hacked off by woman with pruning shears claims it was ‘sex game gone wrong’