At this elementary school in Illinois, the Satanic Temple is sponsoring and after school program. Holy Crap!

The club is put on by “volunteer teachers” and “is based upon a uniform syllabus that emphasizes a scientific, nationalist, non-superstitious worldview.”

I think the parents there have reason to be as pissed off as they are. If I had kids in that schools I would have lawyers, guns and money ready to go.

Which would be nullified of course by my kids (which I don’t actually have) in a deep trance and stabbing me with steak knives.

Noooooooo!

Illinois elementary school hosts after-school Satan club, prompting parental backlash

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