O.J. Simpson is finally finished with all of his criminal debts to society (at least the ones he was convicted of). He got 33 years for breaking into a hotel room and stealing memorabilia. He got nothing for (allegedly) murdering his wife.
Now you know that somebody is going to hire him for his fallen celebrity status, he will be an underground sensation. Maybe he will do a horrible singing album, like William Shatner did. Maybe he will show up at the Players Ball in Detroit?
His best bet is to turn to religion and become a priest, that way everyone will know he is safe to be around, and everyone will forgive him for being a total dick head.
OJ Simpson granted early release from his parole
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