In a world where uniqueness is as rare as a unicorn on roller skates, one Swiss company is offering a solution that’s as pricey as it is peculiar. Meet Erflogswelle, the brainchild of director Marc Hauser, whose team of naming wizards will conjure up a moniker for your little bundle of joy that’s as original as it is unpronounceable – for a mere $32,000, of course.

Forget about the usual baby name books; Erflogswelle promises to dive deep into the linguistic abyss to unearth a name that your child won’t share with a single soul on the planet. But hurry, before another couple splurges on the same syllables – after all, $32,000 buys exclusivity, not eternity!


Swiss Company Will Find a Truly Unique Name for Your Baby for Just $32,000