Well, well, well, folks, grab your popcorn and loosen those belts because the concrete jungle just got a whole lot wider! In a move that has some scratching their heads and others reaching for an extra slice of pizza, New York City has decided to tackle discrimination head-on, specifically when it comes to the waistline. That’s right, hide your kale salads and treadmills because the Big Apple is putting its foot down on weight-based bias. In a city known for its fast pace and high standards, it seems like even gravity itself is struggling to keep up with this heavy decision. So, buckle up (if you can) and get ready for an article that will take you on a rollercoaster ride of absurdity, leaving you wondering if this is a step towards progress or a giant leap towards a world where scales and tape measures are banned. Get ready to sink your teeth into this supersized story that will have you questioning just how far we’ve stretched the boundaries of equality.