In today’s article, we’ll be discussing brain-computer interfaces and how they’re taking over the world. That’s right, folks, forget about robots taking your job, soon it’ll be your own brain being controlled by a machine. But don’t worry, we’ll guide you through this futuristic hellscape with our signature brand of dark humor. So sit tight and make sure to adjust your tin foil hats, because things are about to get a little bit…mind-boggling.

Growing Electronics Inside the Brain