This is an online test to determine if you are sexually innocent or experienced. There are 100 questions. If you are completely innocent then you get a 100.

This appears to be meant for teenagers, since some of the question are really basic.

These are some of the check boxes, but the ones at the bottom are quite a bit dirtier.

Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
Kissed a non-family member?
Kissed a non-family member on the lips?
French kissed?
French kissed in public?
Kissed on the neck?
Kissed horizontally?
Given or received a hickey?
Kissed or been kissed on the breast?
Kissed someone below the belt?
Kissed for more than two hours consecutively?
Played a game involving stripping?
Seen or been seen by another person in a sensual context?
Masturbated to a picture or video?
Masturbated while someone else was in the room?

They emphasize that this is not a “bucket list.” So if you haven’t checked “Been convicted of a felony?” then don’t go out and get arrested just to get a better score.

I got a 37, not too innocent, I guess.