This is the rumor. That the brand new King of England, King Charles, has big, fat, disgusting sausage fingers.

I have no idea if these picture are real, or if Megan Markle made it up. But it might explain the rift in the Royal Family.

And people don’t talk nearly enough about such quality news that is important for your day to day life.

King Charles III the butt of jokes about his ‘sausage fingers’