A local mayor in the San Francisco Bay Area has a great suggestion for solving the problem of having more than 35,000 homeless people in the area. He will pay you to put them in your spare bedroom!!!

Is he assuming that the homeless are just unfortunates down on their luck? That they are not drug addicts, or insane people, or recently released convicts?

No, this will certainly go smoothly. This mayor has a good heart, it will be fine…