This is an article about Dorothy Parker who lived long ago. She is apparently the best in history (ALL of history) at making quips in various situations.

My favorite is in response to missing a deadline — “Too fucking busy and vice versa.”

This is worth a read. Just relax, take it all in. You won’t be as good as she was, but you will definitely be smarter for it.

A Dorothy Parker Quip for Every Occasion