If you believe the flyer (no, we don’t guarantee the veracity of ANYTHING on TUM), then this guy is a professional stalker who will service all of your stalking needs.

Why might you do this? Can we speculate? Might you be crazier than the dude you hired to follow you? Perhaps. Might you be messing with your boyfriend, manipulating him into a protective mode to get more attention? Sick.

And yes, the web site is real and it gets creepier there.